What movies have not aged well?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-”Ah so!”

-”She is very sexyful!”

Why do some people have sex with dogs?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Hey girls can we see some anal play?

-J W Pepper

A View to a Kill

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

What is it like to wear a kilt?

Dr No

Goldfinger

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

What does it mean to live "the 'underconsumption' life"?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Live and Let Die

If you lived in South Africa, would you support nuclear power as a solution to the country's energy woes?

Moonraker

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Diamonds Are Forever

If our normal body temperature is 98.6 degrees Fahrenheit, why do we perceive weather in the 90s as "hot?"

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

What are "the new net zero jobs of tomorrow" that SNP's Stephen Flynn says his party would create?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

You Only Live Twice

From Russia With Love

Why are Republicans such intolerant people?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

On Which Part of the Body Might One Wear Winklepickers? - Slate Magazine

Octopussy

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

What is your review of House of the Dragon Season 2 finale, Episode 8?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

The Man with the Golden Gun

What is the cost of living in Sweden as a family?

-All the bad guys are black.